I live in a Fantasy world everything else makes me depressed, I'm the boy who has yet to meet the girl, I fight dragons on weekdays and hang out with dragons on weekends, I have a few issues not nearly as many issues as Bruce Wayne but sometimes i wish i did, I want to live in a galaxy far, far away but not that far away, I'm a secret agent by day and a Superhero by night, i've got a big imagination and too little time but i'm constantly busy doing nothing, Everything in life (including my own life) exists to be put in a movie, I take baths hate showers, I prefer to eat cereal with talking cartoon animals on the front and I just like cartoons in general, I don't date and I avoid jobs like the plague, if i had to choose between root beer or real beer i would choose root beer every time. I already know everything about everything but some of it just doesn't make sense, I have never met the Extra Terrestrials but for some reason i'm always getting there mail, I want to rule the world and probably could but don't want the responsibility, I wish I were Harrison Ford but i'm really more like the premature re-incarnation of Woody Allen and other stuff yada yada yada...
My name is Tyler, and to some I am known as Tyler, but you can call me...Tyler.

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